Wrapping Paper

I am really annoyed this year with wrapping paper.

Why might you ask? What has wrapping paper done to you?

Well, I hate trying to cut the tape that comes on the wrapping paper without ripping the wrapping paper.

So far I have been unsuccessful at this.

Why not just slide the wrapping paper in a plastic wrap to hold it together WITHOUT tape??

Maybe I should go green and not wrap presents this year and just hand gifts in the bag it came in.

On the 10th Day of December...

On the 10th day of December my true love gave me to me...10 new calluses on my feet (from running).
Nine broken pencils I picked up on the floor.
Eight Peanut M&Ms I keep eating out of the front office.
Seven pairs of underwear found under the bed from Josie.
Six towels I have to fold.
Five chapters I've read in The Time Traveler's Wife
Four students who had silent lunch.
Three buses full of kids heading to the State Museum (but turned into 2 crammed buses).
Two hours of Private Practice.
And a kiss goodbye.

On the second and third day of December...

My true love gave to me...

Three buses full of kids heading to the State Museum
Two hours of Private Practice
And a kiss goodbye.

We're heading to the state museum tomorrow. Lord help me. It's gonna be fun.